CCST3K(Season Four)#32-Find You Again

*TURN OFF YOUR LIGHTS*

(And give yourself a severe case of eyestrain)

(The future isn't what it used to be....)

"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SEASON FOUR)

EPISODE 32: FIND YOU AGAIN

(A Vision Of Escaflowne MSTing)

MSTed From the Desk of CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.

Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment

purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or

trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.

“Card Captor Sakura” is a trademark of CLAMP and those who distribute it.

“The Vision Of Escaflowne” is the property of Aki Katsu and Sunrise Entertainment.

“Find You Again” is the property of winged angel and she’s welcome to it. I do not intend to offend her by making fun of her work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)

(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Love Theme" in 5....4....3....)

It's the not-too-distant future,

Last Sunday BC

There was this girl named Sakura

Quite different from you or me

She captured Clow Cards with her friends

All seen through Tomoyo’s camera lens

They tried to save the human race,

But Eriol lost his patience

So he shot them into space!!!!

Sakura: (Hoeeee……)

Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Now what?)

We'll send them crappy fanfics

The worst we can find  (lalala)

They'll have to sit and read them all

And we'll monitor their minds  (lalala)

Now keep in mind they can't control

When the fanfics begin or end  (lalala)

Because, let’s face it, after all

Eriol’s not really their friend;

CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL:

Meiling:

'HI-KEEBA!!’

Tomoyo:

'Oh-hohohohohohoho!!!'

Syaoran:

'I do NOT blush! (blushes)'

KEROOOOOOO!!!

'I am the guardian of the hell!!'

If you're wondering how they eat and breathe

And other science facts  (lalala)

Then repeat to yourself

*It's just a MiST*

You should really just relax

Sakura: (Did I mention Aeris is here?)

Aeris: (Would you like a flower?)

For Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

14:23 Hours

“There’s something about this situation that I don’t like,” Sakura announced. She cast a sidelong glance a Kero-chan. She eyed the small, plushie-like guardian warily. “Why were you so anxious to let Aeris move into your room?”

Ever since Aeris Gainsborough had been sent to the satellite via shipping crate, there had been some discussion as to where she would be living. Eriol’s satellite had been built to house the current number of hostages and no more than that. So, for the first couple of days, Aeris took up residence in Kero’s room. However, the small guardian’s somewhat perverted new outlook on life lead to some questions about the purity of his motives. The crew of the satellite decided to hold a meeting to resolve the issue once and for all.

“Well, she has to stay *somewhere*,” Kero replied.

“Oh, please…” Syaoran muttered. “You just want to play P-Chan, you little perv.”

“I’m being considerate, you little brat!” Kero retorted.

Syaoran responded by giving Kero a solid whack on the head. “Like hell you are, plushie…”

“But…” Tomoyo interrupted. “What other choices do we have? Kero is the only one who doesn’t *need* his own room.”

Kero nodded smugly.

“Besides,” Yue added. “Cerberus doesn’t have a chance with her anyway.”

Kero facefaulted.

“Why don’t we ask *her* what she thinks?” Tomoyo asked.

Almost as if on cue, Aeris Gainsborough wandered out onto the bridge, her nose in a very old FF VII doujinshi magazine of questionable content. “Why are they always pairing me up with Tifa in these things?” she muttered to no one in particular. “I mean really… What is it about me that screams ‘lesbian’ to these people?”

“ACK!!” Kero choked. “Where did you get that?!”

Aeris looked up. “It was under the bed along with a lot of others.” She raised an eyebrow. “You seem to have quite a collection of this sort of thing, Kero…”

“Ummm… That is…” Kero stammered.

“I was wondering why you were so anxious to share the bath with me yesterday,” Aeris continued.

“KERO!!” Sakura snapped.

“It’s not what you think!!” Kero wailed.

“So what did you do to four-eyes to get you sent aboard this voyage of the damned?” Syaoran asked as Sakura scolded Kero.

“Well,” Aeris began. “The truth is that he was afraid that I would blab about his new security features. That and he was still pissed about my letting Harry Potter loose in Deep13.”

Just then, a light on the control console flashed. “Speak of the devil…” Aeris continued.

“Looks like Akio Ohtori is calling,” Tomoyo said as she pressed the button.

DEEP 13

Eriol allowed himself a self satisfied smirk as the group appeared on the monitor. “Ah, if it isn’t Nausicaa and her friends,” he began. “Nice to see you’re still answering me promptly.”

“Been watching Miyazaki again?” Sakura asked.

“Of course,” Eriol replied. “Just because *you* have to deal with crappy entertainment doesn’t mean I have to.”

“Li-kun,” Tomoyo began with a small smile. “If Sakura is Nausicaa, does that make you Asbel?”

“Can it, Daidouji.” Syaoran grumbled.

“We were a bit surprised when ‘Spirited Away’ won an Oscar,” TV’s Ruby Moon interjected. “Apparently the Academy voters still do have intelligence and taste. Who knew?”

Ruby Moon’s counterpart, TV’s Spinel Sun raised an eyebrow. “You certainly wouldn’t be able to tell from their choice of host this year,” he said dryly.

“Ouch!” Ruby Moon replied.

“Anyway…” Eriol continued, ignoring the comments of his assistants. “Miyazaki’s work inspired my Clow card this week. With it you can create all your own weird places, creatures and characters and it will all seem perfectly plausible. The perfect escape from the harsh world of reality.”

“Not that you were ever much in reality to begin with…” Ruby Moon muttered.

“Zip it, Pinky,” Eriol snapped. “I call it ‘The Ghibli’ card. Top that, kiddies.”

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

“Actually,” Sakura began. “Aeris has prepared our presentation this week.”

Aeris smiled bright as she stepped forward. “As you may have noticed, this small satellite is teeming with plushies that can think and act on their own.” There was a low squeak under Aeris’ foot. She sweatdropped as she picked up a swirly-eyed Tomoyo plushie she had stepped on. “Oops… Er… Anyway, I decided to make a line of my own plushies commemorating yours truly.” She reached under the desk and pulled out a large box of Aeris plushies. “Here we have Tickle-Me Aeris, Flower Girl Aeris and so forth.” A sudden mischievous gleam came to her green eyes. “And then there’s my favorite set… THE REVENGE SERIES!!!”

Aeris let out a whistle and several living plushies came out, each carrying a resin statue of Sephiroth. “As you may remember it was Psycho Sword Boy here who cut my career short. So I decided to create a line of plushies to… settle the score.” The plushies quickly dove for cover as Aeris pulled out an Aeris plushie dressed like Jill Valentine from the box and set it on the table.

“Okay… Ready…” she said. “FIRE!!”

Suddenly, the plushie pulled out a rocket launcher far larger than itself and fired dozens of missiles at the Sephiroth statues and reducing them to their component molecules and leaving only a charred spot on the table and half of an arm left.

“It also comes in American McGee’s Aeris, BB Hood Aeris and coming this fall Rally Vincent and Meryl Strife themes too.” Aeris announced cheerfully.

Sakura and the others all just stared. “Errr… What do you think, sirs?”

DEEP 13

Eriol was momentarily stunned. “Okay…”he began.

Sakura just shrugged.

“Well, just keep her in line, okay, Sheeta?” Eriol said with a cold glare. “This is her first experiment and I don’t want her going loco on us. Not yet anyway.”

Tomoyo looked over at Syaoran again. “If Sakura is Sheeta dopes that make you Pazu?”

“Zip it, Daidouji,” Syaoran growled.

“Speaking of girls with magic pendants,” Eriol continued. “This week’s story is an Escaflowne fic. Another addition to the wide range of Hitomi/Van reunion tours. It’s called ‘Find You Again’ and it will have you finding pain again. Put the hurt on them, Ruby Moon!”

Ruby Moon muttered something under her breath as she went to get the fanfic.

THE SATELLITE OF LOVE

The plushies were busy gathering up the remaining arm and other ashes of the destroyed statues and hauling them away as the viewscreen went dead.

Suddenly, alarms and sirens rang out.

“OHHHH, WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried out.

(Door 6: It’s a giant Clow card. Sakura changes it into a Sakura card and it disappears.)

(Door 5: It’s a labyrinth. You smash through it with Kaho’s bell.)

(Door 4: It’s a waterfall. You freeze it and smash through.)

(Door 3: It’s a giant box of living plushies. It tips over and the plushies run off giggling.)

(Door 2: It’s a Venetian blind. You spend five minutes trying to get it to roll up before cutting through it with scissors.)

(Door 1: It’s made of concrete. The plushies come back with construction equipment and reduce it to dust.)

(Door .7: The camera pans downward to a teleporter pad. You step onto it and are suddenly surrounded by bright light..)

Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and Aeris are teleported directly into their seats while Kero-Chan floats overhead.

>Find you Again..

Aeris: And again and again…

Tomoyo: Dang it! Where’d Ryoga wander off to now?

>________________________

Kero: There goes the last line of defense.

>Gaea-night time
>
>The stars were shinnying brightly on fanila.

Sakura: Hoo boy… Where to start?

Syaoran: First sentence too. Not good.

Aeris: Fanila? Is that anything like vanilla?

Tomoyo: I’m more curious what “shinnying” is.

Kero: It’s probably in the dictionary near “shinging”.

>On a roof top of the castle lay Van.

Sakura: When he suddenly heard a haunting flute song.

Syaoran:<Van> Amalla Su?! What are *you* doing here?

>The wind rushed trough his hair and the cold bit his arms,

Kero:<cold> Tastes just like chicken!

>it had been only a few days since Hitomi left.
>The castle was being rebuilt and Van was tried of waiting, no move adventure.

Syaoran:<Van> And I was looking so forward to moving! The U-Haul trucks and everything were here.

>Van: Hitomi..why didn’t I tell you, that I care.

Kero:<Alex Trebek> You must answer in the form of a question.

Aeris: Oh, it was just for dramatic effect, Van. No need to worry.

Sakura: Of course, they could have resolved that with the movie, but they had to give us that goofball “Girl In Gaea” plot instead.

Syaoran: Sad, but true.

>Van suddenly felt something furry on his arm.

Tomoyo: Must be the full moon again.

Kero:<Van> Argh! Spider!

>Van jumped ten feet!

All:<sniggers>

Aeris: Who is he? Ranma?

Kero:<Van a la Shaggy> Zoinks!

>Van: What do you think you doing???! you scared the crap out of me!!

Syaoran: I never knew Van was so easily spooked.

Sakura: He’s not. He’s just massively OOC.

Tomoyo: And on his first line of dialogue too. That must be a record.

>Merle stood there shocked, not sure what to say.

Aeris:<Merle> Ummmm… Line?

Kero: Considering how he’s been acting so far, I’m not surprised

>Merle: Van.. I miss her too. >she looked sadly down

Tomoyo: As opposed to sadly up?

>It had only been a few days and they both missed her so much.
>Everything came back to them, her strange clothing, the mysterious ways of her fortune telling. If only...

Sakura: …they had managed to get that Psychic Friends of Fanalia network set up sooner!

>Van wished so hard that he could see her once again. Or hear her voice....

Syaoran: So he bought a set of Escaflowne CDs. Problem solved.

>________________________
>Earth-same night
>
>Watching the stars go by, Hitomi took a deep breath and sighed. She was in love with Van and she had on way of telling him.

Kero: Beats having “no” way, I guess.

Sakura: It’s like we’re reading a Thinkerfic.

>Hitomi: If only I could go back.

Tomoyo:<Hitomi> Where’s a plot contrivance when you need it?

><nock at the door>

Aeris:<singing> Knock, knock, knocking on heaven’s door.

>Hitomi: Come in.> Hitomi replied to the knock

Syaoran: As opposed to the “nock”?

>Mom: oh hitomi.. what’s wrong, ever since you were missing..you haven’t acted the same.

Sakura:<Mom> And also all my punctuation and capital letters seem to have disappeared. Why is that?

>Any way um.. there is a boy down stairs, he wants to see you.

Tomoyo:<Mom> He’s the fifth one this week. Is there something you’re not telling me?

>Hitomi: Alright I will be right down.
>Hitomi walked down the stairs glumly, It was probably Almano.

Kero: Wonder if he’s related to “Amano”.

Syaoran: Don’t forget the Almano!

Aeris:<Hitomi> Ho-hum… First crush is here. How dull.

Tomoyo: Well, after Gaea, he would seem dull by comparison.

Sakura: Plus he looks like the kind of guy who would grow up to be either Touga Kiryuu or Aoi Futaba.

Syaoran: That is creepy.

>Amano: Hey Hitomi, Can we talked.

Kero: If they’ve talked, why is he there?

Aeris: Who dubbed this fanfic?

>Hitomi’s mom looked at them coldly,
>Mom: Keep the door open ok??

Kero:<Mom> And if I hear any heavy breathing…

Syaoran: Guys… This is *Hitomi* we’re talking about.

Aeris: Point taken.

>The two of them ran upstairs. And sat down on Hitomi’s bed, it reminded her of the time when she was sick and Van was always there. She could remember >how he smelt and the air that she used to know.

Sakura: Come to think of it, Van never really bathed or changed clothes during the series, did he?

Tomoyo: I hope Draconians smell good.

>Van was always watching her. But always tuned away. Almost like he was ashamed to like her.

Kero:<Van> How could I fall for a woman from a cursed planet?

Syaoran: Maybe he thinks she still likes Allen?

>Amano: Hey hitomi! snap out of it!> He busted out

Aeris: RRRIIIIIP!!

Sakura: His uniform must’ve shrunk in the wash.

>Hitomi: Oh, sorry about that.

Tomoyo:<Hitomi a la Madison Taylor> I’m a total space case today.

>Amano: You really like him right? That guy you talked about after you came back. Why don’t you tell him?

Kero: Because he’s on another planet maybe?

>Hitomi: I only wish I could.

Aeris:<Hitomi> Then I could stop having to looking at your goofy mug.

Syaoran: So… Hitomi told him everything and he *believed* it?

Tomoyo: He was almost dragon chow, remember?

>Amano stepped of the bed and was face to face with Hitomi.
>Hitomi stared at him nervously.

Sakura:<Hitomi> You’re not going to sing, are you?

>Amano: Hitomi.. you have to. > He turned away.

Kero:<Amano> Time for my dramatic exit.

>How can I tell her now? She is in love and I cant keep away.

Aeris: Any idea whose thoughts those were?

Tomoyo: Not a clue.

>Hitomi: Tomorrow my grandmother is coming.
>Amano looks at her and sits down.

Syaoran: I know she’s cute, but she’s not *that* good looking.

>Hitomi: She might be able to tell me something about this.
>Almano: Your grandmother..??

Kero: Yeah. Her mother’s mother. You know.

Syaoran: Hey! Almano’s back.

Sakura: He’s been standing there the whole time?

>--------------------------------------------------------------
>End Of Part One.
>
>-yo man did you like it?

Aeris: Do you *really* want to know?

>-Im confused!

Sakura: Okay. Which of us said that?

>-this is after Escaflowne right?
>-No duh!

All: MADISON!

Tomoyo:<Madison Taylor> Whatever.

>-ok, then its, not bad.
>-thanks man!

Kero: It’s like we’re reading a remake of “Hotaru Goes To Hogwarts” by poshul.

>Find you Again.. PART2
>---------------------

Aeris: THE REVENGE!

>Amano left a few hours later and Hitomi was still up thing about Van.

Kero: Up thing?! She’s a guy in disguise!! *She’s* Aoi Futaba!!

Sakura: Kero! That’s sick!

>Hitomi: Maybe if I Concentrate on...

Tomoyo: Oh, good. Another scene of Hitomi *focusing* on something. Haven’t seen much of *that*.

Sakura: Focus, people! Focus!

Aeris:<Hitomi> Stupid cheap camera…

>Hitomi suddenly went blank.

Tomoyo:<Hitomi> Stupid brain!

>Hitomi: Hello? where am I?!

Aeris: Still in your house probably.

Kero:<Hitomi> Damn it! I’m tripping again!

>The pendant flashed in her mind
>Hitomi: I have to focus..

Sakura:<Hitomi> Must… turn… water… into… wine…

>_________________

Tomoyo:<dramatic> The Thin Red Line.

>Van: Hitomi! > Van awoke on his bed shivering.

Syaoran:<Van> Geez! Who left the windows open?! It’s freezing in here!

>where are you?..

Syaoran: Waldo?

Aeris: Carmen Sandiego?

Sakura: Spock?

Tomoyo: Chief?

Kero: McCloud!

>Suddenly a beam of light hit Van. The power was intense pulling him up ward slowly. Almost the same that hit them before.

Syaoran: Damn! Kefka is at it again.

Kero:<Van> For the last time, I’m not Fox Mulder!

>Where was it taking him.
>Merle Ran into the room and cried as Van was taken away.
>Merle: Lord Van!!

Sakura:<Merle> Damn! Just missed!

>He was gone.

Aeris: Thank you, Robert Stack.

>____________________

Kero:<Jean-Luc Picard> The line must be drawn *here*!

>Hitomi awoke the next morning with a throbbing headache.

Tomoyo:<Hitomi> Ughhh… Hangover, man…

Kero:<Doctor> Headache pain? Try Bayer Aspirin.

>Hitomi: Oh no, Im going to be late.

Syaoran: Oh, brother. Not again!

Sakura: It’s some kind of Usagi Tsukino plague or something.

>Hitomi quickly ran down stairs, grabbed some food and ran out the door.
>Her mother ran after her.

Aeris:<Mom> You forgot to get dressed!

Kero: Fanservice! Woo-hoo!

Sakura: Knock it off! Both of you!

>Mom: Hitomi! Its a pro-d day! no school.

All:<muted trumpet imitation> Wah-wah-wah-waaahh!

Aeris: Pro-d day? What’s that?

Tomoyo: Damned if I know.

>She slowly walked back into the house embarrassed that she had forgotten.

Kero: …her clothes.

Sakura: Kero!

Kero: What? It’s true!

>And her grandmother was coming today.
>She has not seen her in a long time and she missed her so much.

Sakura:<Hitomi> Grandma Hina will know what to do.

Tomoyo:<Hitomi> Or was it Cologne? Which grandma am I thinking of?

>_____________________

Kero: I’m drawing a blank here. <rimshot>

>The beam of light came thrashing down on the ground.

Sakura: Thrashing?

Tomoyo: Okay, who got the lighting director drunk again?

>Van awoke on the street. He was hurting all over and it was hard to breath. He hear so many people talking to
>him he felt sick.

Syaoran: That’s the second character with serious hangover symptoms in the last three minutes.

Aeris: If I were stuck in a fanfic like this, I’d drink too.

>He tried to get up but someone was holding him down. He coughed up some blood.

Sakura: Whoa! Déjà vu!

Tomoyo: We’re back to episode one, guys.

>Van: Where am I?> Van barely made the sounds

Kero: Which sounds are those?

Syaoran: I don’t want to know.

>Officer: Relax ok? we will tell you later.

Aeris:<Officer> By the way, my name is Miyuki and this is my partner, Natsumi.

>______________________

Kero:<Officer> Alright, please try and walk this line.

>Hitomi: oh no...> Hitomi suddenly felt a cold dash of pain against her skin.

Syaoran: Someone jabbed her with a chilled salad fork.

>Suddenly there was a knock at the door.

Tomoyo:<singing> Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me.

><knock>

Sakura: …on wood.

>Grandmother: Oh hello hitomi.

Aeris:<Grandmother> Sorry about your name, dear. I’m suffering from capslock arthritis.

>Her grandmother said as she opened the door.
>Hitomi: Hi grandmother!
>Grandmother: Would you like to go for a walk?

Tomoyo:<Hitomi> Uhhh… Maybe.

Sakura: These two aren’t much for small talk.

>Hitomi: Sure! I'd love to.> Hitomi threw on her shoes and hpped out the door with her gandmother, she
>looked realy sad at the moment.

Syaoran: Considering the spelling, I’m not surprised.

Kero:<Hitomi> What did I ever do to get trapped in this crappy fanfic?

>Grandmother: Hitomi, Someone is calling you.

Aeris:<Grandmother> The phone is ringing, stupid. Go answer it.

>.I don't know him but he might get in trouble. I might be able to find him
>for you.> She stopped.

Tomoyo:<Grandmother> What the *hell* am I talking about?

>Grandmother: He's already here.

Aeris:<Lin-Lin> He’s here, Lei-Lei!

Sakura: No one is going to get that one.

>Hitomi went white, could the guy my grandmother is talking about be Van? I have to find him!

Tomoyo: Is this fanfic third person or first person? I’m lost.

>Hitomi : Where is he?!
>Hitomi's Grandmother closed he eyed for a split second and said "I need something of his."

Kero: “Closed he eyed”?! The hell?! Was that a cryptic statement?

>She dug in her pocket and found a bandage of Vans.

Sakura: She still has that thing? Doesn’t she *ever* clean out her pockets?

Tomoyo: It’s hard to believe someone would carry an old bandage around through all the chaos that happened since she got it from Merle way back in, like episode six.

>Hitomi: Here.> She passed it to her grandmother.
>Grandmother: He's at the doctors on main street.

All: WHA--?!

Kero: Main Street?! This is Tokyo, not some small hick town in the rural United States.

Syaoran: Wouldn’t he be at a hospital or something?

>Hitomi : Thank-you gandmother!> Hitomi Ran off to find Van.

Sakura: Boy, grandma sure was fast with that prediction. I wonder if she’s related to that weird witchcraft girl from “Sister Princess”.

>__________________

Tomoyo: The only line in the fic that makes sense so far.

>Van: Uh..what the hell?

Syaoran: Damn! Beat me to it.

Sakura: I’m surprised it took him that long.

>A lady entered the room.
>lady: Hi my name is Ruby. Are you feeling better

Kero: Oh no! Ruby Moon’s infiltrated the hospital.

Tomoyo:<Ruby Moon> Ooohh… You look tasty.

Ruby Moon: I *heard* that!

>Van shrugged, He was still confused. This must be the mystic moon he thought.

Aeris: Then he’s not *that* confused then, is he?

>Van: What happened?> Van looked at his injuries.

Syaoran:<Van> So that’s what my spleen looks like. Neat!

>Ruby: You were hit by a car! How could you not remember that? Oh Im sorry. I didn't mean to yell.

Kero:<Ruby> I meant to… damn… I can’t remember my acting lessons.

>Van: That's ok.
>Suddenly a man in a dark out fit entered the room.

Kero: One of the Reservoir Dogs?

Syaoran: The Men in Black?

Sakura: Those nameless suits from “Noir”?

Tomoyo: One of those demons Kamui fought in the first episode of “X”?

>Man: Can I ask the patient a few questions miss?
>Ruby: Yup!

Sakura:<Ruby Moon> Now I’m off to find Touya!

Aeris:<Ruby Moon> I wish he’d let me play ‘Nurse’ with him…<pouts>

>Van looked at the man uncertain what he would ask him.
>Man: Is this yours? He held out Vans sword and bag.

All: WHA--?!

Syaoran: Where did *those* come from?!

Kero:<Van> Luckily, I keep this stuff beside my bed just in case I’m suddenly transported to an alien world.

>Van: Yeah.
>
>Van took his things from the mans hands.

Syaoran: THE HELL?!

Tomoyo: Sure. Just let him run around town with a dangerous weapon…

Kero:<Van> Property of Soujiro Seta… Hey! This isn’t my sword.

Aeris:<man> Oh, sorry. We have a lot of these lying around.

>Man: Alright, Stay a few more days until you feel better and er.. Ruby needs your information.
>Van: Information >About what? He thought.

Sakura: Name, rank and serial number.

Kero: Any idea who this goofball is?

>____________________________

Tomoyo: This fic sure has a lot of great lines.

>Hitomi finaly got to the doctors and ran thought to the desk.

Kero: You can give the mental powers a rest now, Hitomi.

Aeris: Hitomi Kanzaki *IS* Jean Grey in “The Vision of X-Men”!

>Hitomi : Im looking for a boy that got hurt!

Syaoran: Well, *that* narrows it down.

>Nurse just stared sat her and said "Well we got alot of those."

Sakura:<Nurse> Why don’t you have a look through our catalogue and see if there are any models you like.

>Hitomi : Ugh.. he has a sword and spiky hair..

Syaoran: Cloud Strife?

Kero: Crono?

Sakura: Zellgadis Greywers?

Tomoyo: Kenshin Himura?

Aeris: Ryu from “Breath Of Fire”?

Sakura: The list goes on.

>Nurse : Dont say anymore, You dont forget hair like that, Room number 206.

Kero: Isn’t that Kitsune Konno’s room?

Syaoran: Van may be in for a surprise if it is.

>Hitomi : thank-you!
>Hitomi ran off in search for the room, Suddenly she got to the room, Wondering what to say, Think or
>expect. She took a deep breath and entered the room.

Kero: Ummmm… Okay.

Tomoyo: INTENSE… ENTRANCE… ACTION!!

>Van: Hitomi?

Kero:<Van> Oh, wow! I loved you in “Dead Or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball”!

Sakura: Kero…

>Hitomi : Oh god Van are you alright> She stepped by his side.

Syaoran: As well as someone can be after being hit by a car.

Aeris: He does seem to recover fast.

>Van: Yeah Im fine. Is this..
>Hitomi : Earth.

Tomoyo:<Hitomi> Ironic twist, huh?

Aeris:<singing> Just like raaaain on your wedding daaaaay.

Kero: Please don’t do that.

>Hitomi and Van grasped each other and kissed.

All: Wha--?!

Tomoyo: I know that they’re a canon couple, but that still came out of left field.

Kero:<Hitomi> Okay, stud. Let’s play “Nurse”!

Sakura: Kero…

Aeris:<Hitomi> You need a full examination, if ya know what I mean.

Sakura: Aeris!

>Van: Hitomi , I love you, I was afraid the you wouldn't.

Kero: The you? Wouldn’t what? I am so lost.

>Hitomi : Van, don't worry, I will always.

Kero: Always WHAT?!

>_________________________

Kero: Oh, *that* explains a lot.

Syaoran: Too bad this isn’t a Utena fic. Maybe we could get the Shadow Play Girls to explain this.

>Chapter three coming soon.

Sakura: To a theater near you!

Syaoran: I’ll wait for the book.

>-So..?
>-I don't like hitomi!

Tomoyo: Well, that makes one of you.

Syaoran:<commentator a la Mike Rhea> Hitomi is *EVIL*!!

>-No one cares what you think, So what did you think?

Sakura: Uh…What?!

>-Not bad.
>-No! Don't say that word!
>-Bad?

Aeris: Why? It describes this fic so well.

>-Yeah. What ever I hope you liked it!
>See you all soon

Kero:<singing> I’ll shoot myself if we ever meet again. Doesn’t matter wheeere, doesn’t matter wheeeeeen.

>Find You again.. chapter 3!

Aeris: The Search For Plot.

>The next day.

Kero:<sleazy> Bow-chicka-bow-wow…

Sakura: Kero…

Aeris:<Hitomi> Was it good for you too?

Sakura: KNOCK IT OFF!!

>Van: Uh..

Syaoran:<Van> Line?

>Hitomi: Hey Van, was the couch too hard?

Kero:<Van> Yeah. Next time can we use the bed?

Aeris:<Hitomi> Sure. In the meantime, help me get my panties off the ceiling fan before Mom comes home.

Sakura: I’m warning you, guys…

>Van: Even grass is better than this.

Aeris: Ooh… Kinky!

>Hitomi: Oh, Im sorry Van.> Hitomi looked down
>Van: Don't worry about it.
>Hitomi: So do you wanna see a bit of Earth before you go back? Oh we could get you a nice...>Hitomi went on babbling.

Syaoran: Another victim of Nanami Kiryuu Syndrome.

Sakura: Hitomi will now be played by Yume Anderson.

>Van looked out the window and gazed at the sun. It was almost fall and the leaves were blowing, falling gently
>on the ground almost like rain...

Tomoyo: What? No Sakura blossoms? How can you have anime without blowing around Sakura blossoms?

>Hitomi: Hey Van! Have you been listening to me at all?

Syaoran: Busted!

>Van: Oh Im sorry Hitomi, I was just thinking.
>Hitomi: About what?

Kero:<Van> I was just surprised about how flexible you were last night.

Aeris:<Hitomi> Hey! I didn’t just practice track for my health.

Sakura: One more hentai comment from you two…

>Van: Oh its nothing, common, let's go, er.. shopping?

Syaoran:<Van> After all, I’m a king, I can’t think common things.

>Hitomi grabbed some cash and her bag and started running out the door with Van.

Tomoyo: She forgot to get dressed again!

Sakura: Not you too!

>Mon: Be home by 5!

Syaoran: GAH! Who’s that?!

Tomoyo: One of Hitomi’s long lost Jamaican relatives?

>----------------------

Syaoran: Hey! Who chopped up the scene change?

>At the Mall:

Aeris: Jay and Silent Bob were being “helped” off the premises by security, yet again.

>So many people were walking around shopping, colors and lights that Van has never seen before.
>New smells and textures, sights.

Kero: Jeez… What is he? Rainman?

>Hitomi: Van, everyone is staring at you, Im mean us...> Hitomi giggled

Tomoyo:<Hitomi> He’s MINE now, fangirls! Nyah! Nyah!

>Van: Why?
>He looked down to see his favorite red shirt and a pair of not so khaki colored pants. Hitomi had earlier pulled his sword away from him so he wouldn't bring it.

Sakura: Why? Apparently no one gave it a second thought before.

>Hitmoi: Ok lets go and here and get you some clothes.> pointed to a shop to the far left.

Kero: Hit moi?

Kero: Hey!

Syaoran: You were literally asking for it that time, plushie.

>Van was clueless.

Aeris: Malls… Clueless… Any second now, Alicia Silverstone will be showing up.

>Van: Ugh..
>Hitomi went digging trough the racks and styles trying to decide.

Tomoyo: Yay. *Another* clothes buying scene.

>The pilled up clothing on top of Van and send him into the changing room so he could model them for her.

Sakura:<Hitomi a la Austin Powers taking pictures> Yes, baby. Yes. Yes. Yes. NO! NO! NO!

><About 5 minutes later>

Syaoran:<Gary Shandling>Okay, five minutes just past.

>Van came out walking in a olive green shirt and black /brown pants. His hair went just right with the shade and his boots.
>Hitomi: Wow! That looks good on you!

Aeris:<Hitomi> But it’d look even better *off* you. If you… know what I mean.

Sakura: AERIS!!

>Van: Well I ..
>Hitomi: We'll take it.> Hitomi handed the clerk the money.

Tomoyo: No one will be seated during the intense clothes buying scene.

>They stepped out of the store with Vans old clothing in the shopping bag. He still didn't understand.
>Why would people care what I wore.

Syaoran: Welcome to the shallow, materialistic society of Earth, Van.

>Then he thought of when he first saw Hitomi and snickered.

Kero: I don’t know. Those gym shorts looked pretty good on her.

Sakura: Down, boy.

>Hitomi: what do you wanna do next?

Sakura: Not. One. Word.

Aeris and Kero: Awwww…

>Van: I don't really mind, I just wanna be with you> Holding hands

Tomoyo: Awww… That’s sweet.

Kero: Yeah. I think I’m getting cavities over here.

>Hitomi: Let's go to the harbor! We can see the sunset!

Syaoran: I thought they were supposed to be back by five.

Sakura: Maybe she meant five a.m.?

>Hitomi and Van ran off to go see The sun set.
>It was shining brightly with reds oranges, pinks blues. Beams of candy colors bounced against
>the clouds. They stared at, almost hours it felt like.

Kero: …a Skittles commercial.

Syaoran: Taste the rainbow!

>Van: Hitomi.. >Holding her hand
>Van: ...Will.

Aeris: Will?! Who the hell is Will?!

Syaoran:<Van> Riker! You’re in the wrong fanfic, you knob!

>Hitomi brushed her hair away and looked into his eyes.

Sakura:<Hitomi> Look into my eyes… You are getting sleeeepy.

>Hitomi: What is it Van?

Kero:<Van> Yes, it’s me! Haven’t you been paying attention?!

>Van: Well ever since I came here and I saw you I well. I wanted to ask you something.

>Hitomi: What did you wanna ask me?

Aeris: Geez… Give him a chance to *ask*, Hitomi.

>Van turned away not sure what to say to her.

Tomoyo: He has to check his cue cards.

>Hitomi: Van what's the matter?
>Van looked at her.

Sakura: Then he looked away… And then back again. Away. Back. Away. Back.

Syaoran: Uhh… Okay.

>Van: Will you come back with me to Fanilia...?

Kero: Come to Fanalia and live the good life! Condos and apartments start at $22,000.

Aeris: Hope they have good fire insurance this time.

>Hitomi couldn't make out a sound.

Tomoyo: Hey! Who turned off the volume?

Sakura: Hitomi was forced to use sign language to reply.

>She loved Van so much but she had a home here. But Van could never stay either.

Syaoran: Uh… Why?

Aeris: I don’t think Hitomi wants to deal with the possibility that her kids will be born with wings.

>Van let go of her hand, Van knew that she would never leave Earth again, she didn't respond.

Kero:<Dr. McCoy> She’s DEAD, Jim!

>Van slowly walked away with his head down. He turned around just to watch her looking to the sky.
>
>How could I say that to her. I knew it would never work. Why do I always do this??...

Syaoran:<Van> WHY?! Why do I keep getting trapped in crappy fanfics?!

>Hitomi turned and saw Van stop .She ran over to Van crying and hugged him tight.
>Hitomi: ..Yes!> Still crying
>Van held her tightly.

Kero: CRACK!

Sakura:<Hitomi> ARGH! My spine!!

>-------------------------------

Tomoyo: The scene changes are starting to fall apart.

Aeris: Kind of like the plot.

>-Im going to cry!

Kero:<speaker> Its just so lame… It hurts!

>-don't, you will get my paper wet.

Syaoran: Bad commentator! Not on the paper!

>-that's good, what's going to happen next?
>-Im not going to tell you!
>-But were friends!

Sakura: So… They’re not friends anymore?

>-So?
>-Your Mean!

Tomoyo: No. That’s not my mean. Ask someone else.

>-I know. see you dudes soon.
>Chapter 4 is coming!

All: The Chapters are coming! The Chapters are coming!

>Yo! Guys! I finaly posted this one up. I got it done realy quick. More are comming realy soon. I hope you
>guys enjoy it.
>ps: if you have NOT read the last ones, don't read this or you will be truly comfused!

Kero: If you *have* read the previous parts, you’ll only be baffled.

>Find You again -Chapter 4

Aeris: Geez… You found him three times and you’re STILL LOOKING?!

>Van walked into Hitomi room,

Sakura:<Hitomi a la Sumomo> Welcome home! Welcome back! Welcome to your humble shack!

>seeing her pack her bags full of her things.

Tomoyo:<Hitomi> Can’t forget my parcels tied up with string. Those are some of my favorite things.

>Van: How did your mom take it?

Sakura: Kero.

Kero: Hm?

Sakura: Say it and die.

Kero: Say what?

Aeris:<Hitomi> Hey! It’s just morning sickness! The tests haven’t even come back yet!

Sakura:<sighs> That…

>Hitomi: Well I haven't told her yet. I just said that Im going to Yukari's for the weekend.

Aeris:<Hitomi> Although she was curious about the condoms I bought.

Sakura: Rrrrghhhh…

>Van: You know you will eventually have to tell her the truth.
>Hitomi: yeah I know> Hitomi sat on her bed.
>Van sat next to her and hugged her a bit.

Kero:<sleazy> Bow-chika-bow-<THWACK!> OW!

Sakura: KNOCK IT OFF!

>Van: You want me to tell her?
>Hitomi: No way! She will kill you!
>Van: She can't be that bad.

Tomoyo: Tell that to Yelan Li.

Syaoran: What was that, Daidouji? I couldn’t hear you over the sounds of your mother’s obsessive incest disorder.

Sakura: Hoeeeeeee…

>Hitomi: And this is coming from a guy that basically had no Mom.

Sakura: Hey! That wasn’t nice!

Syaoran: Sure. Pick on the one with the dead parents, Hitomi. Real sensitive.

Tomoyo: Taking that last line a bit personally?

Sakura and Syaoran: DAMN STRAIGHT!

>Van turned away from her and looked distressed. Hitomi knew that Vans mom was never around and he had basically no family left.

Tomoyo:<Hitomi> I guess now would be a bad time to make fun of your dead, one-armed brother, huh?

>Hitomi: Van I'm really sorry I didn't mean it like that.

Syaoran:<Van> Then, how did you mean it?

>Van: It's alright.
>Yukari: So kiss and make up!

All: GAH!!

Aeris:<Megumi Takani> Dear God! That girl is rough on the heart!

>Yukari suddenly was found in the room with Almano behind her.

Sakura: So… They just materialized into the house?

Kero: They must be friends of Marrissa Picard.

>Almano: So this is the guy Hitomi? You sure know how to pick them.

Syaoran: There’s that Almano guy again.

>Hitomi: What are you guys doing here? I told you that we would meet you at the restaurant.
>Yukari: Well we didn't wanna wait so we came over, Soo.. are you going to Introduce us?

Aeris:<Hitomi> Okay… Yukari, this is Almano. Almano, meet Yukari.

>Hitomi stood up and shaprened her eyes on Yukari and Almano.

Kero:<imitates electric pencil sharpener>

Sakura: Ewww…

>Van was still sitting on the bed wondering who these people were.

Aeris: His memory must be failing. They’ve met before.

>Hitomi: Van this is my friends Almano and Yukari, Guys this is Van.
>
>Everyone looked at Van strangely.

Syaoran:<Van> What? Do I have something hanging from my nose? What?

>Almano: It's nice to finally meet you Van.> shakes hands.

Kero:<Almano> I’m afraid you have to die now.

Syaoran:<Almano> I killed Amano and stole his face. You’re next!

>Yukari: So I think it no use going to dinner now.
>Hitomi: *sighed* ok guys, I'll cook.

Sakura:<Hitomi> Lousy cheapskate friends…

>Almano and Yukari Both High fived each other, they knew that Hitomi made the best pasta and teriyaki chicken ever. Everyone walked down to the kitchen. >While Hitomi started cooking the three of them sat down at the kitchen table.

Aeris:<Yukari> So…Who’s up for strip poker?

Sakura: Aeris…

>Almano: So what are you guys going to do?

>Van: Hitomi's coming to Gaea with me.

Tomoyo: Ummm… How? I mean you can’t just hail a cab to Gaea, you know.

Syaoran: Yeah. Is he going to hijack the space shuttle of something?

>Yukari and Almano stare at each other.
>Both say: WHAT??!

Sakura:<Yukari> SPEAK UP! MY HEARING AID HAS DIED AGAIN!

>Hitomi: Everything ok in there> Hitomi yelled from the kitchen.
>Yukari: Yes!

Aeris:<Yukari a la Marv Albert> YES!

>Van: I know that she won't be able to come back as often, but..
>Yukari: I can't believe she's doing this! this in not like her.> She interupted
>Almano: Your right.

Syaoran:<Almano> My left.

>Hitomi comes walking in with a huge plate of food and everyone starts pigging out except Van, which was taught table manners in school.

Syaoran: Sad how unrefined they are.

Tomoyo: True.

Aeris: Oh, yeah. We feel really sorry for you rich types who got all the time in the world to learn that kind of thing.

Syaoran and Tomoyo: HEY!

>He just stared at them with honor. Hitomi gulped and sat up straight. Van went on eating.

Sakura: I didn’t know he started

Kero:<Van a la Worf> People who eat are without honor.

>About 40.23 seconds later almost everyone was full and done their food (except Van).

Kero: That’s pretty precise.

Sakura: Fanfic timing by Miki Kaoru.

Syaoran:<Miki> Actually it was closer to 40.24 seconds.<mimes clicking a stopwatch>

>Almano: ahem. So Hitomi are you sure about this?
>Hitomi: About what?
>Yukari: Leaving with Van.
>Hitomi hit Van on the head
>Hitomi: I wanted to tell them!> She yelled at him

Tomoyo: We’ve secretly replaced Hitomi Kanzaki with Akane Tendo.

>Sweat drops> Yukari and Almano

Aeris: Hitomi must’ve made curry.

>Van: That hurt! They asked so I told!

Kero: God help Fanalia if he ever gets captured by the enemy.

>Hitomi: alright *sighed*
>Yukari: Um.. Hitomi, we just wanted to make sure if this is what you really wanted to do.
>Hitomi: I can come back when ever I want.

All: WHAT?!

Sakura: When the hell did she learn *that*?!

>Almano: Hey, I forgot about that.

Syaoran: THE HELL?!

Tomoyo: If she could do that then why?! What…?!

>Yukari: You knew that??!
>Almano: Van just told us!
>Yukari: Oh, *blushed* I forgot.

Sakura: Sure. What the hell… Why not just smash all the logic in this story to pieces?

Aeris: It had logic?

>Hitomi: You Guys wanna come with us? Van would that be ok if they stayed in the castle?
>Van: Yeah, its ok with me. I just hope that the finished the roof.

Syaoran: Yeah. Come to Gaea for a vacation… It’s not like anything *bad* could happen to you.

Tomoyo: Thank God this isn’t Naussica of the Valley of Wind or they’d be dead by now.

Sakura:<Yukari> And just for kicks, let’s head out into the Sea of Corruption!

>Yukari: That sounds neat, I will come fur-sure!

Tomoyo:<Yukari a la Madison Taylor> Like, guuuuuy, it’ll be so totally cool!

>Almano: Me too.
>Hitomi: Thank you Van> Gave him a peck on the cheek
>Van wen red.

Aeris: Uh… what?

>Almano: Then its settled, Were all going to Gaea!

All: WE’RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD!!

>Yukari: You better be telling the truth about this place Hitomi!
>Hitomi: I'am! I have to talk to my grandmother before we leave though. It wont take too long. We can leave the day after tomorrow ok?
>All: Agreed!

Syaoran: Yeah. Sure. Whatever.

Tomoyo: Hey! That’s *my* line.

>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>Chapter Five Coming soon

Kero:<dramatic> This Summer.

>-What's going to happen?
>-I can't tell you

Sakura:<commentator> I’m not sure myself.

>-One question
>-What is it?
>-How do they get back?

Tomoyo: Plot contrivance.

>-Can't tell you!
>-damn!
>-Sorry, Yo guys! Next chapter might be really long so give me time to write it.

Aeris: Take all the time you want.

>Winged angel

Tomoyo:<author, singing> Just call me angel… of the morning. Aaaaangel.

Aeris just shook her head sadly as they exited the theater. “Boy, talk about lost opportunities. Van comes to Earth and they do with it. And then they just turn around and plan to move the action back to Gaea! What the hell is the point of that?!”

“Please,” said Kero. “The spelling and grammar would have killed it anyway.”

“I must say,” said Sakura. “You sure handled that well, Aeris.”

“Eh… I used to do MSTings for Anne Valentine,” Aeris replied.

Just then, the light on the control console flashed. “Uh-oh…” Tomoyo muttered. “Col. Muska is calling.” She leaned over and gave the button a smack.

DEEP 13

“Very cute, Daidouji,” Eriol replied. “But don’t think you’ve survived yet. Push the button, Ruby Moon.”

“Whatever you say, Yubaba,” Ruby Moon muttered as she smacked the button.

THE REAL END

“I heard that, Nakuru…” Eriol growled.

(Feel free to hum ‘Catch You, Catch Me’ as the credits roll.)

Well, another MSTing done. I recently got a couple of new Miyazaki films, can you tell? I hope everyone enjoyed Aeris’ first excursion into the theater, because she may be around for a while yet.

By the way, feel free to write me, I always love responses from readers.

Until next time…

-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)

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1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo

2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea

(Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)

3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By Khyron Kingkiller

4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy

7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul

8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou

9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*

10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

Season Two:

11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu

12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny

13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker

14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82

15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)

16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton

18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy

19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy

20) Syaoran: Romeo… Not Really-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By Golden Eyed Dragon

Season Three:

21) Harry Potter And the Pantie Raiders-A Harry Potter Fic By Ice Blue X

22) The Unforgettable Promise-A Love Hina Fic By KenshinRC

23) To Find My Dad And Have A Family-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By MoshiMoshiQueen

24) Revolutionary Girl Asuka-A Neon Genesis Evangelion/Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By Joyce K. Wakabayashi

25) A Dream Come True-A CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Crystalina Rhapsody Draco

26) The Only Constant-A Star Trek: The Next Generation Fic By Stephen Ratliff

27) The Lionel Dark Anthology-Card Captor Sakura(CardCaptors)/Lord Of The Rings Fics By Lionel Dark

(Signs That Say You’re Like Lionel Dark/ More Signs The You’re Like Elle/ The Scythe Carrier)

28) The Ranma ½ Cast Does CCS-A Ranma ½/CardCaptor Sakura Fic By Matthew Cline

29) Megamon X-A Pokemon/Megaman X Fic By Brock Shale

30) Hotaru Goes To Hogwarts-A Sailor Moon/Harry Potter Fic By Saturn Angels

Season Four:

31) The Bubblehead, The Jerk And The High School-A Sailor Moon/Gundam Wing Fic By Jayde Summers

(w/ short True Search-A Shoujo Kakumei Utena Fic By SparkleOfEnergyHeidi)

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1) What If Meowth Was A Girl?-A Pokemon Fic By Dr. Thinker

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>Yukari: That sounds neat, I will come fur-sure!

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